ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread

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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

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katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

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mathsdebater:

happafaith:

awardweiner:

Im actually quite attractive if you stand far away enough

image

beautiful

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