encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

(via yelled)



iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

(via glitterpenises)


islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via yelled)



celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via yelled)


hahaitshoran:

official FOUR track list!

hahaitshoran:

official FOUR track list!

(via ted123)


(via ted123)



author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

4thalbum:

marriage dude: do u take this person who is not a member of 1d to be your husband

me: i guess :/

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insertfandomreference:

wow what the actual fuck neopets

(via yelled)


me when i dont got this: i got this


what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

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